You have two Cows - Distributism

In the tradition of the

"You have Two Cows" series of jokes, and political metaphor.

Others found at
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows/17


I Shall submit the one for the missing "ism"

Distributism

You Have Two Cows
You use one Cow's milk for your family's daily needs. 90% of the rest is sold for profit. 10% of the rest is given to the poor.
You use the second cow to slaughter for meat, leather, gelatin, and every useful byproduct for your family's daily needs. 90% of the rest is sold for profit. 10% of the rest is given to the poor.
You use the manure to fertilize your garden.


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Read the ChesterBelloc Mandate
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